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Monday, February 11th, 2008 | Author:

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20? on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”

“A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22)

Monday, February 11th, 2008 | Author:

Just because as a grad student I have plenty of time to surf the internet, I needed to pass on this little gem. Please read through every picture and assist me in diagnosing this poor lady. I hope she has received the help she desperately needs.

Monday, February 11th, 2008 | Author:

Step 1. Go to this website

Step 2. Click on Start Cleaning Now

Step 3. Marvel at how awesome Sir Winston could be

Love ya’ll